Hating the Customer

The long-standing corporate strategy for the past decade or so has been to hate their customers.

I’m sure you’ve noticed this in many products and services you have bought or considered buying.

Take Planet Fitness, for example.  They have this thing called a “Lunk Alarm”.  It is basically an alarm for when people grunt too loud or slam their weights.  So apparently, they just want customers who are fat, out of shape, and unable to lift more than 10 pounds.  Because real hardcore weight lifters would do well to steer clear of that madness.

Or take banks.  If you have an account with a bank, then every penny you have deposited is in actuality a loan you’ve made to them on their terms, not yours.  But try taking large amounts a cash out or paying someone a large amount of money out of your account.  Oftentimes, you hit all kinds of restrictions or filters used to supposedly protect you from fraud or scams, but why should the bank care about that?  If they were simply holding your money, then they could have zero liability for what you do with it, right?

And don’t get me started on the mainstream entertainment companies.  Most of them produce absolute garbage and this has been going on for a long while now.

The Clash of the Titans remake is an excellent example.  It has one of the most anti-Christian, pro-Satan messages I’ve ever witnessed in a movie with most people completely missing it.  The original movie was a classic hero’s journey in the vein of a Greek myth and was very well done.  The remake featured people defying the gods and then, in the end, Zeus saying to Perseus that he “wanted them to love him, but he couldn’t lose his son”.

Seriously, we have the king of the gods telling us that he’d rather see his son live than save humanity.  Fuck that movie.

Look at all the shit that Mel Gibson went through getting The Passion of the Christ made.  When The Book of Eli was being made, the Hollywood producers kept on complaining about how that movie was “too Christian”.

Meanwhile, movies like that make more money than most big budget shit-shows that pass themselves off as quality storytelling.

I remember when Rambo Last Blood came out and critics lambasted it as anti-Hispanic immigration.  Nevermind that the movie literally shows how useless the wall is for drug cartels who build tunnels under it.  Or that they kidnapped another Hispanic girl and raped and drugged her to death.  But I guess it’s racist to deny Mexicans the ability to peddle drugs and rape young girls.

Customer hatred seems to be rampant in American culture right now.  Everything seems bent on ensuring that straight, white, Christian men, the ones with all the money, are shamed and humiliated for being better than them.  And there is no doubt that we are because we don’t get fucking handouts, we have to work hard for everything we get, and nobody gives a fuck about us, except to, of course, shame us for existing.

The products you buy don’t last as long as the shit your grandparents bought.  The furniture you buy has to be assembled from 400 different pieces.  I’m sure that bed will hold it’s form for more than a year, right?

Meanwhile, the roads are shit, the utilities are expensive and require huge deposits to get started, and the schools seem more concerned with what goes in your child’s ass than what goes in your child’s head.

But if you bring any of this up, you’re the bigot full of hate, not them.

Can we at least get to a point where the barista isn’t trying to have a conversation about race with me and just hands me my coffee-flavored milkshake?  Can I not go and buy a cellphone without being told that gays are the master race because they have AIDS and Monkeypox?  And can we please stop calling all people on the Internet a grifter or a Fed?

Anyway, it’s Friday night and I need a drink.  Check out my Twitch stream and give me money because I’m only valued if I’m a fucking clown you worthless degenerates.

I AM OUTRAGED

Frens, I am outraged, outraged, that President Joe Biden decided to forgive student loan debt!  How rude of him to give all those young people a second chance at life after they were conned into a massive student loan when they weren’t old enough to legally drink alcohol!

As a Christian, I believe in forgiveness but I cannot forgive Biden for his forgiveness of my fellow, younger Americans who are the future of America.  I would rather he send that money overseas to Ukraine so they can continue to seize expensive yachts, sell them, and then give the proceeds to J.P. Morgan.

I mean, doesn’t Biden understand that by canceling debts, he’s inflating the currency by eliminating it?!

I may not be an economist, but I once watched a guy who claimed to have an economics degree on YouTube for 30 seconds while I waited for my chicken tendies to heat up and I think I know more than the idiot who is currently in the White House!

Yes, sure, President Trump (may death come to his enemies) did forgive the student loans of veterans, but that’s different.  That doesn’t cause inflation because veterans are magic, unlike the vast majority of the current idiots who all seem to have gotten a Gender Studies degree.  I have personally interviewed all of them and none of the people receiving debt relief had any useful degree.  Not one.

And yes, I am aware the Federal government gives out student loans and I could have ran a campaign asking Congress to require all those loan go to useful degrees in STEM only.  But I would have rather just sit in my basement eating chicken tendies and making fun of all those freaks getting gender studies degrees who then go to work for Hollywood and ruin all the shit I liked to watch.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to refinance my mortgage to get a lower monthly rate but extend the repayment out to another 30 years.  I’m sure I’ll live that long and have it all paid off in time to pass on my shitty shack to my children who will be grateful for the scraps I give them.

Because I ain’t forgiving them for all that money they owe me from all the food they ate when they lived in my house.

Headline News

Did anything happen within the last week or so?  I've been busy celebrating the holy Root Beer Float Day.

Apparently World War III almost really broke with China when House Speaker and failed cat-lady Nancy Pelosi went to Taiwan.  The people of West Taiwan didn't like that an threatened to shot down the military escort planes.

Unfortunately, they were bluffing and have instead resorted to throwing a temper-tantrum by running indefinite exercies near the helpless isle.  Unlike Ukraine, Taiwan isn't the one lobbing bombs at West Taiwanese neighbors for the last eight years.

The truth about that situation is that China only wants Taiwan because they make better stuff than China.  It's industrial envy, which is how China operates.  They have yet to create anything original, just make inferior replications of Western stuff.  Hell, even their ideology is an inferior version of communism.

Apparently, the Democrats just passed the Green New Deal, in the guise of reducing inflation.  I will admit, Congress did draft of a bill that raises taxes, which is probably the only thing Congress can do to reduce inflation at this point, assuming they reduce the borrowing rate.  But I doubt they can manage even that.

The bill was passed with a 50-50 split in the Senate along party lines with some laughing half-breed hyena create casting the deciding vote.  I feel like if there is a draw in the Senate, then the bill should just fail and that there should be no tie-breaker, but that's another discussion altogether.

Finally, just yesterday President Trump's home was raided by the FBI.  Well, his main one anyway.  It was clearly revenge from the judge who signed the warrant for Trump having his good friend Jeffrey Epstein arrested.  I guess President Trump stepped on a lot of toes when he did that.

Immediately, many black-pillers took to the Internet to talk about how President Trump deserved this because of all his failures.  Like flipping the oil switch and bringing down fuel prices.  Or arresting Jeffrey Epstein.  Or killing thousands of government regulations.  Or setting the stage for the Supreme Court to overturn Roe.

I'll admit he wasn't perfect, but then again, no one is and no leader will be until Jesus comes back with His iron scepter.

Anyway, I'm sure this won't backfire in at all on the Globalist, Satanic, child-raping assholes who presume to rule the world because they think they are enlightened when many of them couldn't function on the mean city streets of uptown Burlington Vermont.

Diplomacy and civility are vastly becoming an endangered concept.  It's a shame, but I guess you can't create a new world order without murdering the old one.

China Receives the Mark of Freedom

In a shocking turn of events, the Council for Freedom and Enlightenment stated that the People's Republic of China was set to be the next great Empire of the World and receive the Mark of Freedom.  When pressed as to what caused them to come to this vital decision, their chief representative Moloch stated that it was simply a case of numbers.

"China, you see," he stated, "was able to sacrifice more babies than the United States.  By our estimation, they sacrificed 136 million babies, mostly virgin girls, in our name.  In the same timeframe, the United States only managed to sacrifice 63 million."

"And so, it is with great glee that we bestow our blessings, influence, and, above, material prosperity on the nation of China," he added.

When asked what was to happen to the current empire of the Western democracies, he simply stated that they would replace all their competent leaders with fools and idiots, their wealth would be confiscated, their food would be shipped out, and their civilization would face a massive collapse.

"It's unfortunate, but this is how we have done these things for centuries," Moloch reiterated adding, "I mean, it is a real shame, we had high hopes for the United States, but they never really successfully got rid of our enemy from the hearts of the people."

When pressed as to the various Enemy converts within China, he brushed off the concerns.

"Those groups are marginalized and largely of little influence in Chinese culture overall.  Besides, the Chinese don't make a big deal out of ostracizing their own or even shipping them off the prison camps," he stated.

When US representatives were asked for comment, they just laughed uncontrollably and soiled themselves in what appeared to be the Curse of the Forsaken setting in.

More Roe Fallout

The fallout of the overturning of Roe v. Wade has been quite amusing to watch unfold.  We're only a couple of weeks from the decision and already we are seeing the sheer panic of the devotees of Moloch try and come up with ways to curse this country with child sacrifice.

For starters, the Pentagon announced that it would not abide by the decision and continue to fund abortions for all those wonderful child-bearing persons on the frontlines getting raped by Arab, Pashtun, or Russian forces.  I've heard that they specifically excluded Chinese rape conditions since they consider it impossible for Chinese men to rape child-bearing persons due to size factors.

But the basic position of the Pentagon is that nothing has changed.  They just blew smoke up the collective asses of the American people and told you it was perfume.

Next was Biden's executive order that guarantees abortions for all persons under Medicare and Medicaid.  Because everyone receiving the Medicare benefit can easily get pregnant since no one is a biologist anymore.  Essentially, Hunter Biden just had his daddy sign an executive order to ensure all the underage strippers he knocks up can get government-sponsered abortion so he can spend that money on crack instead of court-mandated child support.

The latest scheme from the government is to build an offshore abortion drilling clinic in international waters.  Because while drilling for oil is a bad thing and all of us poor people should be driving those useless electric cars, we should be able to drive them to an offshore drilling site so that our side-pieces can focus on their vapid corporate careers.

And, of course, Biden is trying to get Congress to pass a law that makes abortion the law of the land.  And while it probably would get more traction than Ron Paul's Sanctity of Life Act, it is going to fail.  Because Biden is a lifelong failure and his son's lifestyle proves it.  He had to cheat in order to win anything he's achieved after all.

But the demons in the Federal government are not the only ones trying to support a woman's right to engage in ancient civilization-destroying behaviors.  The demons running our current corporate culture took the time to virtue signal as well.  Because we all know that women with children don't buy as many products and don't make for highly productive and loyal employees.  Also, it is less expensive than paying for maternity leave.

The most high-profile case was Elon Musk's Tesla company, which immediately offered all it's female employees the opportunity to go out of the state of Texas to abort their children.  No word on whether child-bearing persons is included in that package though.

This is quite perplexing coming from Musk who has stated that we need to breed to preserve our future civilization and who himself is no stranger to spreading his seed into many different potential mothers like Amber Heard.  But maybe he just wants to make sure that all the child-bearing people at Tesla are using his uber-powered DNA and not some stupid drunken yahoo they met in an Austin dive bar.

By the way, did we ever find out who the leaker of the draft decision was?  Have any of the staffers suddenly disappeared off the face of the map?

Oh well, I guess that'll just be one of life's mysteries.  Like why Chief Justice John Roberts decided to vote with the majority on the Dobbs decision considering he was rumored to be close friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

The fallout will continue.  Enjoy their tears.  There should be enough to make a decent communion wine. 

Liberty Day

 Today should be a national holiday.  It should be called "Liberty Day" on behalf of the 34 brave men who lost their lives on the USS Liberty on June 8, 1967.

The Liberty was a ship that was sent to the Middle East to monitor an ongoing war there on behalf of the UN.  It was an unprovoked attack that occurred in International waters.

This was an attack that was committed against a nation that the United States was not at war with, though it had been allied with the Soviet Union.

But speculation is probably pointless now.  Whatever the reason, our own sailors were murdered by a foreign country for the crime of trying to maintain peace in the Middle East.

So I suggest that this day be made into a national holiday of remembrance.

Besides, calling it Liberty Day has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

X is Happening

Guys, I have some bad news for you.  X is going to happen and that's a very bad thing.  I know that X is going to happen because I am an expert in X, A, B, and C.  I have studied the patterns, considered all the factors, and read all the books on the related subject.

I know that X is going to happen because Y happened when A, B, and C happened, so you now the future.  History is non-linear, that's a Western Christian myth and things like X happen in cycles.  All the time.  No exceptions.

The only way for X not to happen is to do D, E, and F, which will probably reverse the effects of A, B, and C.  But it is probably already too late to stop X, but you should do D, E, and F anyway.

But you won't because you're selfish.  You want to keep your A, B, and C even though they are immoral, despite none of those things having any inherent morality and are, in fact, amoral.

Don't worry.  D, E, and F are completely amoral, but necessary in order to avoid X.

Even though X in inevitable.

To prepare for X, you'll need to buy these books, stock up on food, and buy a lot of guns and ammunition that you will never use to shoot the people who are causing X to happen.  The guns are for when your children need to fight because you are too busy to fight for them.

In the meantime, don't bother praying to God that He stops X from happening.  None of you worthless sinners deserve to avoid the fate of X so give in to the despair of X and don't pray about it.

As for your friends, if they don't think X is happening, then they are stupid normies who don't deserve your friendship.  Also, if you have family members who scoff at the idea of X, then you should become estranged from them.

Don't worry.  Every little disaster, every pointless fuck-up, and every random crime will be ascribed to X happening, despite no evidence of such a thing.  If it later proves to be not true, X is still happening, you just weren't paying attention to what I was saying.

If you message me directly, I'll send you a promo code for 6.66% off my food prep, which will only last you for a month, but I know that X will happen for far longer than that.

In summary, X is happening, you shouldn't pray about it, you shouldn't fight against it, and you should buy my stuff.

Thank you for your time.

War Were Declared

In a brazen and outright unforeseen action, Russia has invaded the Ukraine and subsequently taken babies out of incubators and left them to die on the floor of the hospital.  They've also torn down all the churches in the Ukraine and replaced them with Scientology centers.

Lastly, they've required all attractive Ukrainian women to report to breeding centers while all unattractive women and all Ukrainian men are to report to sterilization chambers.  Once they've completed their respective procedures, all Ukrainians will be granted their weekly Kuznyechik coins, Russia's premier cryptocurrency.

Also, they had the audacity to bomb all of the US bioweapons labs in the Ukraine, thus preventing the next round of COVID and hurting the profits of Big Pharma.

In response to this, the United States "President" Biden has responded with the following:

• New sanctions against Russia, including banning pornography and Pride flags from being imported into Russia.
• A demand that Russia recognize the Nazi regime in Ukraine and provide them with Pride-Swastikas flags.
• Russia must cease all space exploration on threat of being hit with banana attacks.
• Russia must follow the lead of Canada and freeze the bank accounts of all Canadian truckers.
• Putin must step down and let "that guy who made that Hardcore Henry movie" take over.
• Provide Hunter Biden with all the Ukrainian hookers he asks for, provided that they all look like his niece.
• Give back "President" Biden his jacket.
  
• Finally, Russian officials must withdraw all troops, ducks, and moon pies from the Ukraine and leave behind an apology letter written in macaroni.

No word on whether or not Biden will challenge Putin to a round of Mario Kart or Quidditch, but White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has indicated that he "wouldn't rule it out".

Political pundits all across the United States are upset with Russia's actions against the Nazi regime, claiming that he can't just pull an "America in the Middle East."

Meanwhile, President Vladimir Putin was last seen wrestling a bear and eating a Reuban, made for him by Jill Biden.  No word on whether the Reuban was made using Russian dressing or Chinese duck sauce, but it is assumed the former, as the Chinese can't build effective sandwiches, which is why you always buy them in bulk.

Fixing the Vote

So there has been many complaints from significant and important people in the past few weeks over Trump’s presidential victory.  I have no doubt that too many of the wrong people are voting and therefore their votes are skewing the election in favor of the people who promote badthink.

Never fear, though, I have some solutions to keep the stupid, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic rednecks from picking billionaire presidents ever again:

• Place an IQ test on all voters.  If you do not have an IQ score of at least 100, then you should not be voting.  This will ensure that stupid people do not vote.
• Only people who qualify for President of the United States can vote in any election.  This will prevent those shitlords under 35 from voting for president, as we know a lot of young people jumped on the Trump train.
• Disqualify anyone on welfare of any kind.  People on the government dole tend to vote for people who are willing to sell out the government for a few table scraps, much like the evil rich do.
• Eliminate the winner takes all system in the Electoral College.  Instead, electoral votes are awarded based on the district’s voting outcome.
• Stop all government workers from voting.  Because they all have an interest in furthering the corporate agenda through government whoring, it is better that they do not vote.
• Before voting is done, every voter should take a simple quiz which asks very basic civics questions.  Most rednecks hate school or learning, so this will keep the smarter ones from voting.
• Get rid of absentee ballots.  This will prevent the Russians from sending in fake votes.
• Stop recounts.  Recounts never favor the right candidates anyway.
• Make the Electoral College people be randomly picked from eligible voters.  A simple software program could do this, with the correct data, and it would be a more reliable way to pick the president.
• End women’s suffrage.  Unfortunately, redneck wives don’t have a voice anyway since they are beaten into voting for the wrong candidates.

That should ensure that stupid people don’t vote and therefore, the racist, sexist, and generally bigoted meanies from taking over all governments in the country.  I encourage everyone to take this seriously and promote these ideas so that the next election won’t be so close.

Two Weeks After Being Found, Baby Jesus is Having Trouble Adjusting

Two weeks ago at a Wal-Mart in Martinsville, VA, the baby Jesus was spotted in a Christmas aisle.

At first Gladys, the middle aged woman who found him, thought he was merely an abandoned child, one of many that has occurred all across the country in the wake of Trump’s election.  But when she held up the boy next to a small nativity scene set (now on sale for just $12.99), she instantly recognized his likeness.

“I can’t believe that his mother would just abandon this poor little child here,” Gladys said adding, “I’m sure glad I found him on the Christmas aisle.  If he had been on the electionics aisle, the poor little guy would have starved to death.”

The baby was immediately taken provided foster care with interracial gay couple Jamal and Michael, both of whom are ecstatic about raising our Lord and Savior.

“We just can’t wait to make sure that xe becomes the person xe is meant to be,” said Jamal.

“Teaching xe about all the new things like non-binary genders and the true meaning of love will be a lot of fun,” Michael added.

The strain of being abandoned by his mother, though, appears to have caused the child some mental trama.

“Xe’s starting to throw things at us,” said Jamal, “it’s amazing really.  We were having this little Clinton rally in our home with a bunch of other friends.  We heard xe crying and when I came in with a bottle while still wearing my party costume, I was suddenly hit in the arm with a metal top Michael found while antiquing.  It must be telekinesis or something.”

The couple has taken the baby to a therapist who has already prescribed the baby anti-depressants.

“Once xe started taking medication, we were able to feed xe without incident, even in our night apparel,” Michael said, his husband adding, “Oh Michael, nobody needs to hear about that.”

Despite this minor setback, Pope Francis has already visited the baby, although he had to be removed when he tried to strangle the child.  Several world leaders have also requested an audience with the baby, most involving some kind of “Spirit Cooking” event, but the happy couple have declined for now.

“Xe’s just a bit overwhelmed by all the attention,” said Michael, “we just don’t want xe to be exposed to that kind of stressful environment until xe is at least 3 years old.”

The couple is hopeful they’ll be able to adopt Jesus into their lives and maybe being hormone treatments to make xe the proper gender xe is supposed to be.

A continual vigil is being held outside the couple’s home in Roanoke right with many religions claiming ownership of the child.  Their candlelight is barely visible in the night, though, since there seems to be an unusual star in the night sky.  Scientists are still investigating but are confident that the star’s appearance is just a coincidence.

Cannibal Cop Free To Roam

The cannibal cop is back on the streets:

A federal appeals court has cleared former NYPD officer Gilberto Valle, who was accused of scheming to kidnap and slaughter 100 woman, and eat their remains, according to reports. 

The so-called "cannibal cop" was found guilty two years ago of conspiring to kidnap, kill and cook a list of woman he maintained online, including his wife.

However, Valle never acted on any of the plans investigators found through his digital correspondence. 

In July of 2014, Valle's conviction was overturned. Federal Judge Paul Gardephe ruled there was insufficient evidence to support Valle's conviction, and subsequently wrote "it is more likely than not the case that all of Valle's Internet communications about kidnapping are fantasy role-play."

The federal appeal court upheld the lower court's decision Thursday in a 2-1 vote, according to the NY Post.

"Fantasizing about committing a crime ... is not a crime," Judge Barrington Parker writing for the majority, according to Reuters.

And the judge was right in this case.  If no laws were broken, then there was no crime and therefore no justification for imprisoning this man.

Yes, his fantasies are perverse and he probably needs a better hobby like video games or fishing, but again, he hasn’t done anything.

This is how things should be.  Thoughts are not crimes.  Only actions are crimes.

And seriously, did you really think this guy was going to kidnap 100 women and eat all of them?  It is so ridiculous it has to be a fantasy.

Bomb Threat in DC Against #GamerGate; Women and Minorities Most Affected

In case you haven’t heard, a bomb threat was made against a bar in downtown Washington D.C.  Fortunately, it was fake and nobody was hurt, least of all the ghost of Ted Kennedy (that chill in your butt crack is him ladies), but it was a little alarming.

Why was a bomb threat made against the bar?  Because there a hate group in attendance: the dreaded #GamerGate supporters who want to oppress women and minorities by pushing for ethics in gaming journalism.

In attendance at the impromptu event, were Christina Hoff Summers, a feminist Democrat, and Milo Yiannopoulos, a writer for Breitbart and professional gay man.  Reports indicate that Christina Hoff Summers left shortly after the bar was evacuated to parts unknown (probably to go home) while Milo himself left to get laid.

There is an indication that Arthur Chu, famous Salon writer and former Jeopardy champion, incited the bomb threat by raising Hell about the #GamerGate gathering.  Because freedom of association is not a right in the United States.  Despite it being in the fucking Constitution you trivia hack.

Full disclosure: the author of this piece was not at the bar in question, but fully supports #GamerGate because Social Justice Warriors are living pieces of crap and because video games don’t need to be preachy.

Anyway, it is amazing to me what lengths SJWs will go to in order to stop their opponents.  From sending death threats to pulling fire alarms to pushing for bomb threats.  These folks are modern communists, of the same breed as the ones who followed Chairman Mao’s Cultural Revolution (started primarily because Mao Zedong was bored as Hell with actually leading the country he conquered and because he had been deposed for starving 30 million people to death).

To understand these people, you merely need to think of all the shit you were indoctrinated with in government school about racial oppression, human sexuality, and gender equality (short summary: white man evil!) and think of the pathetic moron who listened to it all whole-heartedly.

Despite many of them being white, middle to upper-middle class human beings with lots of time on their hands, they believe themselves to be an oppressed minority.  Or are champions of it.  Or are warriors for them.

You know, like Karl Marx, the champion of the working class.  He was such a champion of them that he flatly rejected their unions and kept a slave maid/sex slave around with him for his entire life.

Arthur Quizboy should be wary of what he is doing.  His actions only serve to make those on the fence side with #GamerGate as they see what a shit-bag he really is.  Now, I’m not saying that the bomb threat was made by Quizboy, but since #GamerGate is collectively responsible for all the death threats against the anti-GG folks, I’m holding him responsible for this.

In the mainstream press, however, there is silence.  Because the narrative of a peaceful gathering of an anti-communist group being disrupted by a bomb threat in our nation’s capital is not newsworthy.  But deflated footballs are.

Oh, and apparently ISIS has a hit list of American citizens.  But that’s not important because FOOTBALL!!!!

Against Anti-Racism

Being anti-racist is tyrannical. Then again, anything that becomes standard government policy amounts to tyranny eventually.

Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another race purely because of race.  Honestly, going on that definition, it is hard to logically come up with a reason to be anti-racist, especially in light of genetic science reinforcing racial differences.

In essence, I see the difference races as sub-species more so than simply people with different skin color.  Notice I said “sub-species”, not “sub-human”.  We are all human but our genetics do determine a lot about us.

Yes, horrible things have been done in the name of racism.  And also horrible things have been done in the name of science, religion, communism, and for no real reason at all.  In fact, if we go by body count, atheism and communism has racism beat.  Better a racist than a communist.  You’re less genocidal that way.

But people who are going out of their way to either end racism or prove they aren’t racist are either fighting a losing battle or infringing on the civil rights of others.

One of the rights guaranteed by the Bill of Rights in the United States is freedom of association.  What this means that you are allowed to associate with any person you desire to associate with.  That include racist groups.  They are allowed to meet, rally, and party as much as they want, provided they bring no harm to anyone else’s life, liberty, or property.

I do not care for racist groups, whether they are white, black, Hispanic, or whatever else.  I couldn’t care less about what they do, provided they don’t harm others in any way.  Once they do bring harm to others, that is when I will call for justice.  Justice is blind to race, creed, and social standing.  At least that is the idea.

And I think that is the central point: it wasn’t racism that was the real problem with the South, it was that their governments had embraced it to the point that they were willing to allow racist groups murder, rape, and pillage other people who weren’t part of their race.  Because their governments, which were supposed to represent law and order, didn’t fulfill their duty, it became a real problem.

We are supposed to be considered equal under the law.  The law is supposed to be applied equally to every person regardless of race, gender, or ideology.  Instead we see the anti-racists pushing an agenda that specifically targets a certain race, gender, and ideology.  Ironically these people are usually of the same race and gender.

Personally, I don’t see much necessity in racism.  I judge people by their actions, not their race.

And judging by the actions of the anti-racists, I’d rather be on the opposite side of them than on the same side.  They disgust me.

Checking My White Cismale Privilege

I am a white cismale and I am privileged.  Behold my list of privileges and cower before me:

• I was unable to qualify for any of the scholarships made available due to my gender and race and only above average intelligence.  I had the privilege of working for higher education both during and after college.
• I have the privilege of approaching women and pursuing them romantically, provided I demonstrate the appropriate level submissiveness to her demands which include free drinks, free dinner, a free movie, and any other thing she wants to do in exchange for the possibility of a kiss on the lips at the end of the date.
• I have the privilege of seeing my hard-earned money being taken out of my paycheck and sent off to help self-entitled welfare recipients, many of whom wouldn’t give me the time of day should I cross paths with them.
• I have the privilege of being arrested should my wife beat me and I call the cops on her.
• I have the privilege of going into debt in order to own an overpriced house.
• I have the privilege of voting only to see myself be outvoted by the ever increasing numbers of single women who will continue to vote away my income to themselves.
• I have the privilege of being designated as a slave to the military from age 18 to 25, despite slavery being illegal in the US for over a hundreds years now.
• I have the privilege of being unable to say certain words without being labeled with equally offensive words.
• I have the privilege of automatically being considered a child molester within law enforcement, community organizations, churches, and in the justice system.
• I have the privilege of being told I am a child for enjoying video games while seeing my manhood questioned for not being interested in football or other competitive sports.
• I have the privilege of having my manhood questioned all the time while criticizing the credentials of vaginas or skin color is considered to be bigoted.
• I have the privilege of losing my children to my wife, along with significant portions of my income, if she decides to divorce me, even if she abuses the children and/or committed adultery, or even if she is in jail.
• I have the privilege of not being taken seriously if I am raped by a man.
• I have the privilege of being laughed at if I am raped by a woman.
• I have the privilege of being blamed for shit that went down decades before I was born.
• I have the privilege of being automatically labeled a rapist should any woman choose to levy that accusation against me.
• I have the privilege of seeing fathers and husbands on television and in movies be portrayed as complete and utter morons or depicted as corrupt, evil sexual deviants.
• I have the privilege of seeing women stand up for people like me because for me to stand up for me is misogynist, racist, homophobic, and just bigoted in general.
• I have the privilege of being told to remain silent and endure the insults, the vile taunts, and the insanity of those who oppose me.
• I have the privilege of not having to worry about my reproductive rights.
• I have the privilege of being assumed to be beating my child, despite statistics showing that mothers are far more likely to beat their children than fathers.
• I have the privilege of being assumed to be beating my wife, despite statistics showing that women are just as likely to beat their significant others and are more likely to send them to the hospital.
• I have the privilege to be told to “man up” if I express dissatisfaction with the quality of romantic partners in the sexual marketplace.

If any woman or minority wishes to have any of these privileges, feel free to have them.

The Truth About the Secret Service (or "SS")

Recently, a man was able to jump the fence at the Whitehouse and get inside the building, having brushed off one secret service agent and overpowering another (female) agent in the process.  This has called into question the nature of the secret service, with some stating that they’ve only managed to stave off total disaster because of luck.

The Secret Service is by and large a joke really.  While there are few good agents who work there, like most law enforcement agencies, it has a bunch of opportunists and failures who could not work in the private sector.

Ironically, the Secret Service is also involved in investigating counterfeiting, which is basically taxpayers footing the bill for private enterprise.  In other words, the institution that creates and maintains the monopoly on currency in the United States, the Federal Reserve, is a private organization that enjoys the benefits of Presidential-level law enforcement to protect their assets (emphasis on “ass”).

So while they brutally maintain a monopoly on behalf of private individuals, they are totally inept at protecting the President.  Guess which objective is their top priority as an agency?

The truth about the Secret Service (or “SS” as they were called in Germany back in the 1930s) is that their protection of the President is really just for show.  For the most part, bodyguards are there to demonstrate that a man is protected.  It is a deterrent.

The ones who guard the Whitehouse gates and doors are probably little more than overpaid mall security guards.  I have my suspicions that they are given those positions because they are totally inept at just about ever other aspect of the job.  I suspect that their main job is to radio in and let the snipers on the roof take care of any disruptions.  And yes, there are snipers on the roof of the Whitehouse.

One thing you have to keep in mind is that this level of “protection” not extends to the Whitehouse but just about every other major Federal building in the country from the Capitol to the Pentagon.

Except for the Botanical Gardens.  You’re liable to get shot there if you reach for your pocket too quickly.  I can attest to this personally.

Dead Civil Rights Leader

A noted civil rights lawyer passed away last week.  When he was fresh out of college, he fought to end Jim Crow laws in Kansas.  His law firm was attacked by the racists there, having his windows shot out by people while being called a “niggar-lover”.

In other cases, he also sued President Ronald Reagan for appointing an ambassador to the Vatican, citing separation of church and state.  He also received awards for his representation of black clients in Kansas.

In 1988, he supported Al Gore in the Democratic Presidential primary.  He also ran for governor three times in the Democratic primary in Kansas as well as once for the Senate.

He was also known to have been a huge opponent to the Iraq War.  He had his followers protest the funerals of fallen veterans for doing what he viewed was evil in the name of the United States.

That civil rights leader was, of course, the late Fred Phelps, Sr., founder of Westboro Baptist Church.

Things I Learned from President Obama

Here is a list of things I learned from President Barack Obama in no particular order:

• Cannibalism is a tolerable practice.  When President Obama promotes the overthrow of the Syrian government by supporting the rebels, he didn’t bother to even condemn the rebel leader who devoured the heart of a dead Syrian soldier.
• Multiculturism is a sham.  When Uganda, a sovereign foreign nation, passed an anti-gay bill in opposition to Western leaders, President Obama condemned the bill.  Who is he to say that their culture is bad and ours is superior?
• Child rape is a tolerable practice.  Uganda’s anti-gay bill also included life imprisonment for sodomizing minors, the disabled, and transmitting HIV (which is technically murder).  By condemning the law, President Obama implicitly stated that he’s fine with child rape.
• Congress doesn’t matter.  President Obama has openly stated that he doesn’t care what bills are passed by Congress.  This has been a common practice in many administrations in the past, but he is the first to openly state it.
• Marijuana has no medical value.  President Obama stepped up the medical marijuana raids despite promising not to do so when he campaign.  Of course his first targets were in California, a state that continues to provide him with overwhelming support.
• It is all right to allow your friends to not pay taxes.  President Obama was good friends with the CEO of GE.  GE as a legal person under the US government paid no taxes while many other corporations and, more importantly, actual people have to pay taxes.
• Oppressing the poor is good practice so long as they support you.  If you are unable to afford health insurance, you are now a criminal in America.  That means that if you have to use Medicaid, you should be fined or put in prison if you are unable to pay the fine.
• Low coverage health insurance is not good enough.  If you are not poor enough to be unable to afford health insurance but not well off enough to get really awesome coverage, you do not have enough.  You will have to completely revamp your entire lifestyle to get more adequate coverage, which includes dental and vision coverage for young children who don’t need it, because otherwise you are criminal.  True story: I lost my coverage for my family last year, which cost me $256 a month and had a 10,000 annual deductible with regular check-ups covered.  When I looked up equivalent coverage plans, the closest I found was a plan that had all the same coverage with the addition of dental and vision coverage for my infant son.  The cost was over 500 a month and the deductible was 12,000 annually.
• There is nothing wrong with the National Debt.  With the National Debt exceeding the United States’ GDP, it is clear that the President doesn’t seem too concerned with money that is not his, but that he is free to spend.
• American citizens are subject to drone strikes for no reason.  President Obama approved of a drone strike against 16-year-old Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, whose crime was taking up residence in Yemen and having Anwar al-Awlaki as a father.  In short, if you are overseas, you are not subject to due process.
• It is all right to impose your will on the justice system.  When President Obama was confronted about Bradley Manning’s case, which was ongoing at the time, he flatly stated that “he broke the law.”  This is tampering with the justice system and he crossed a legal line when he said that.  Instead of taking back his statement, the administration defended President Obama’s remarks.
• Suspected terrorists don’t deserve due process, regardless of citizenship.  President Obama has repeatedly signed the NDAA for each year that allows him to lock up suspected terrorists without trial indefinitely.  A suspected terrorist, by the way, is a war veteran or a person with a Gadsden flag on their car.
• Spying on US citizens is right and proper.  Because evil people do things in secret.  Unless you are working for the government, in which case you are not evil and therefore you must suppress those upstarts who leak information to the press.
• As President, it is all right to spend a full month on vacation.  So many problems that this nation faces.  I think I’ll go golfing, the perfect white man’s sport.

There is more I can learn from President Obama.  He does have a little over two years left to teach me.

Political Truths

Politics is the socialization of conflict.  It’s that simple.  For you low-church conservatives, when I say “socialization” I don’t mean “Socialist”, but merely conflict resolution without violence.  There are no rules other than that when it comes to such things.

But narrative is pretty cloudy these days.  Most of the time, the truth is rarely ever used when it comes to political discourse.  Here are some truths that I have discerned over the years:

• Whether a politician is Republican or Democrat, they both will more than likely support corporatism (or fascism or crony capitalism).  Sure you have a few true believers in Socialism or true capitalism, but they are usually never given much power.  The very nature of corporatism allows for the favored politicians to reach the top.  When you are voting, you are simply voting between two factions of the corporatist elite.  Kind of like choosing Coke or Pepsi.
• Nearly every law and regulation that is passed by Congress is designed to eliminate as much competition as possible in the private market.  Obamacare is a great example as it clearly only benefits large insurance companies.  Smaller ones could not charge the same rates and turn a profit.  All Federal regulations on commerce are about securing corporate interests, not consumer safety.  All foreign wars are about securing resources for corporate interests.  Or protecting existing ones.
• Despite the fact that the anti-corporate Left is correct about the corporate elite, their solution is incredibly stupid.  Allowing the State to run everything only secures a corporate monopoly, it doesn’t eliminate it.  But then again, most Leftist gave up on rational thinking, if they ever practiced it to begin with.
• The conservatives do not want smaller government, merely a government that enforces an unsustainable military with social conservative values.  Most of conservatism, in fact, is measured by the level of support for social issues, not fiscal ones.
• Libertarianism is a broad spectrum of anti-government views.  This is largely why they are unable to gain any kind of political foothold because they have such a huge range of diversity on several key issues.  While I won’t go into them, understand that just because someone calls him or herself a libertarian, it doesn’t make it so.  Or it does.  It just gets confusing, which is why I don’t consider myself among their number despite having the closest affiliation to them.
• Voting in any Federal election is utterly pointless.  Your vote for any official, be it House, Senate, or President, is so diluted by the representation ratio that you are nothing more than a drop in the bucket.  Federal “public” officials know this and would like nothing better than to keep it that way as it allows them to escape accountability, except in rare cases where they royally screw up.
• Most politicians are puppets and figure heads.  In actuality, the USA is run by a aristocracy which is operated by a corporate and bureaucratic elite.  Most of the bills, policies, and executive orders are written, proof-read, and approved by these people.  Corporatism in action.
• The government is all about eliminating competition.  It does not understand the concept of profit and loss or how that brings about better results in the free market.  This is because it takes its money by force from the productive.  Ergo, it does not suffer the humiliation of bad policies because it does not go out of business in a peaceful manner.
• There is a public reason and a private reason for every policy.  The Drug War, for example, is publicly about saving citizens from substance abuse.  In actuality, it is about creating unnecessary scarcity of a product in order to drive up its cost so that the corporate elite can benefit from the money laundering and the government can benefit from gun sales.  In fact, there are so many private reasons for keeping the war on drugs going, that it would probably take a book to go over them all.
• Anarchists are just as bad as Statists.  Both sides believe that human beings are inherently good and will do good once their particular form of governance (or non-governance as it were) is implemented.  In fact, human beings are inherently evil (or sinners) and will do the wrong thing once certain boundaries are eliminated.  Anarchism, while good on paper, is really only economics as morality.  And economics is never a good way to go when it comes to morality.
• There are no good solutions.  Even the hard solutions are not good ones, they just happen to be better than the easy ones.  Regardless of what happens in this century to the USA, whether there is a collapse or a dictatorship or things stay the same, none of these things are a desirable outcome for anyone.  It’s best to just enjoy the ride and live your life in as much mediocrity as you can.  You’ll stay healthier that way.

Potshots on the Faith Tribes

I just finished reading The Seven Faith Tribes by George Barna where he breaks down Americans into seven distinct faith groups after interviewing over 30,000 people.  Why seven? Probably because it’s in the Bible somewhere but then again everything is meaningless (also in the Bible, if you read the crap version that is NIV), so does it really matter?

Anyway, I’d thought I would take a look at the various faith tribes as Barna sums them up:

• Casual Christians: by far the largest group coming in at around 66%, which is the number of the beast minus a digit.  And they certainly are a beastly group.  They have no real standards to speak of, other than to claim they are Christian without really understanding what that means and to not rock the boat.  In other words, they are a spineless, arrogant bunch who believe it is okay to bomb foreign Muslim children (because they are not Christian) and boo people like Ron Paul for pointing out that they should love their neighbor as themselves.  If most people are idiots, then they certainly are proof positive of this as they are the majority of Americans.  The mere fact that the NIV translation is the most widely used version also proves my point that this group is stupid.  They lack foresight and have no true understanding of their faith.  God prefers you sacrifice your children to Moloch rather than be what you are now (that is Bible as well).
• Muslims: a small group in America, not exceeding 2%, this group is probably a very socially conservative group.  The only problem with this is that they vote Democratic, probably because the two Christian groups are such dicks about the social issues and see Muslims as stupid because they are Muslim (I don’t see them stupid for being Muslim, just stupid for being a person).  They also enjoy religious freedom in America but also want more government in our lives, which means they don’t want to enjoy religious freedom, just the oppression they would invariably suffer should their ballot desires come to fruition.   Generally though, Muslims have much in common with other socially conservative counterparts, which goes to show that you can vote without considerations for major social issues like the right to scramble a baby’s brain in the womb of its mother.
• Jews: America has more Jews than any other nation on Earth.  I’m going to repeat that: America has more Jews than any other nation on Earth.  So despite having their own country, Israel, which would welcome all 6.5 million of them with open arms, they prefer to stay in this pit stain on the world.  It probably has something to do with their pride in being Jewish and how they are survivors or how the other races and religions are mostly gullible and stupid when it comes to financial matters.  Wait, that’s not fair to the Jews, because they do more than personal finance scams.  They also do a lot of comedy.  In any event, most, save the orthodox ones, don’t see their faith identity as a faith but more as a culture and family.  They are very welcoming to fellow Jews, which reminds me of a saying a Russian friend once said to me: “Don’t do business with other Russians”.  In any case, most Americans (see the first group) has some weird hard-on for Jews not realizing that they are just as idiotic as everyone else.  Also, they are the most unhappy group of all seven faith tribes.  And they make up about 2% of America.
• Mormons: Mormons feature the largest number of converts each year.  They also feature the same rate of people leaving the Mormon church each year which means they never seem to get above about 2%.  So what does that tell you?  That they are evangelical failures?  That the only thing they have going for them, besides some idiot prophesying while staring at gold stones in a hat, is a good family life.  Which is also what Muslims have and what Captive Christians have and, to a lesser extent, Jews.   So really, all they have as a faith tribe that stands out is Willard Romney.  And he’s not a very good Mormon.
• Pantheists: For some reason, George Barna didn’t want to make a miscellaneous category, so he instead called it a Pantheist category.  This is made up mostly of followers of the various East Asian religions like Hinduism and Buddhism.  For the most part, they tend to live for the moment and appear to have no direction.  This was explain the conclusion that Buddha made, which is that life is an illusion and nothing really matters.  Of course, if you sit under a tree for as long as he did and do nothing with yourself, then you’re going to develop such a pessimistic and pointless outlook on life as well.  As for the group as a whole, they are about 1% of the population, so their vote doesn’t count and I don’t give a crap about their political views.
• Skeptics: This is the group that either has no faith (atheist) or only entertains the ideas of faith (agnostic).  They are, however, the third largest “faith” tribe in America at 11%.  Generally, they are libertarian in their attitudes about life in that they seem to follow the non-aggression principle.  They tend to not make a fuss in politics, despite a few bad apples, but are more than happy to dismiss religion and blame it on all the woes of this world (everyone needs an enemy).  You will often hear them grip about how all religions start wars but I doubt they could name five religious wars and not even one that America has fought in.  They also tend to ignore the mass genocides that have been perpetrated by atheists in the last century and state that they were communists, not atheists.  I guess religion wasn’t the opiate of the masses after all.
• Captive Christians: The second largest group which was probably George Barna’s way of keeping the number at seven and stating that not all Christians are “like that.”  They make up 16% of Americans and hold deep convictions in their own faith.  This translates onto their politics where they are suckered into voting for the biggest idiot to promise an end to abortion, among other social ills.  But like many other Americans, they forget that politicians are in the void category of faith and tend to be looking out for the handout rather than appeasing the dumb masses.  So despite having strong moral convictions and maybe trying to let those stand as an example of their faith, they instead show us their faith through their votes.

Actually in all seriousness, each tribe does have something to offer and we all have agreements on a variety of things as George Barna later writes about later in the book.  While I have severe disagreements with some of his ideas (like putting community before self), his observations are useful and I would recommend it to anyone who is interested in finding out more about other faiths or their own (or lack thereof).

In any case, while I probably would fall into the Captive Christian category, I am personally disgusted with the political views of many of them, which is outsourcing moral conviction to the State, so I doubt I’d find much time to hang out with any of them.

Good News: Bath Salts Don't Cause Cannibalism

So there is some good news today: you can safely use the designer drug bath salts without having to worry about becoming a face-eating madman.  Apparently, Ruby Eugene, the so-called Causeway Cannibal, was not under the influence of anything besides marijuana and unless you believe some outdated propaganda from the 1930s, you know that this drug wasn’t responsible for it.  It also turns out that Ruby Eugene wasn’t even a real cannibal in that no pieces of Ronald Poppo’s face were found in Ruby Eugene’s stomach.

The whole bath salts scare was started by police union officials who claimed that there has been bizarre behavior surrounding the new drug.  And while I have no problem with speculation, I think the police union officials purposely did this in order to scare the public as a whole.  And why not?  After all, the more scared the populace is, the more likely they are to give them more money and power.  A huge part of maintaining a needlessly huge law enforcement system is fear-mongering.  Think of it as marketing for police forces.

Here it comes.  Good ol’ swifty is attacking the cops and he must hate cops (go fuck yourself Og).  No, I am saying that our law enforcement is, in many ways, overfunded by taxpayer dollars and the continued prohibition of illicit substances.  The War on Drugs has done more to enrich police departments across the nation than any system of taxation could ever do.  Where do you think all the confiscated cash, property, and drugs go to?  Some evidence locker?  Sure, it will be there for a year or two, but once the case is long forgotten, more than likely the police will take the cash and hand out a bonus to their officers or buy a brand new spy drone.  Hell, in areas where there are few crimes to speak of, the police are trying to get armored transports for SWAT teams.  And while I am all in favor of men with awesome toys (and armored vehicles are definitely fun man-toys), I do not approve of professional law enforcement getting resources they do not need using my money that they stole from my paycheck (yes, federal funds go to armored vehicles for local law enforcement).

This latest report about bath salts will probably go largely unnoticed in the mainstream media, especially considering the whole ObamaRomneyCare Supreme Court decision, so people will continue to think that bath salts cause cannibalism.  The truth is, Ruby Eugene may have had some kind of brain infection that cause his bizarre behavior.  He may have also been schizophrenic, but we will probably never get a proper diagnosis since he was killed at the scene of his meal.

The fact is, drugs do not alter your behavior, it merely brings out what was suppressed by either you conscious mind or your inhibitions.  How often do people get drunk and do or say things they normally would not have done when sober?  Most of the people who use illegal drugs, especially the “hard” ones like PCP, are generally people who have little regard for the respect and well-being of others.  It should come as no surprise when such people end up doing horrible things when under the influence of such substances.  Without any inhibition, no moral compass, you will feel powerful and will be willing to do things you would not normally do.  Think how Dr. Jekyll felt when he first transformed into Mr. Hyde and how he loved the prospect of roaming around without any inhibitions or sense of moral duty.  Or, as a more modern example, Big Lurch.

The fact is, the police were clearly trying to use a horrific incident to make the general public more amiable to their agenda.  And believe me, it probably will continue to work because most are too stupid to realize that human beings are innately evil and that only through our own self-control and discipline do we keep those evil impulses in check.  Furthermore, when it comes to drugs, such mechanisms often get overridden and we end up exposing our darker desires.  Because we have been conditioned to believe otherwise through secular education, many people will continue to think that everyone is a good person until X happened where X is some kind of horrific trauma or substance abuse.

I know it is a seemingly cynical observation to make, that all people are evil, but given the sum total of human history, what other conclusion could you come to?  Whether big or small, everyone has the capacity and desire to commit an evil act.  And until we can stop blaming external things like drugs, guns, demons, or anything else and just take a hard look in the mirror and blame ourselves for evil, then I don’t think that our society or our world will get any better anytime soon.  Because denial of our innate desires to do evil means we will excuse it when it does happen and then the moral fabric of a society breaks down (too late).