Saturday, November 1, 2008

The Two-Face Syndrome

Many Americans are facing what I call the Two-Face syndrome. This is where an individual cannot make a political decision beyond voting for a Democrat or a Republican. It based on the rehabilitation of the Batman comic villain Two Face, who couldn't make a decision without flipping a coin.

His doctors at the asylum decided to try and rehabilitate him by first giving him dice, then tarot cards. By the end, he was so messed that Batman gave him back his coin out of mercy. That is the sad state of affairs in modern America. The dumb masses cannot even remotely conceive of not voting for either Obama or McCain and may go mad if they do.

There is no cure, as far as I can tell.