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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

So a Guy Walks Into a Buffet in Las Vegas

It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad:

The day before he put a gun to his head and killed himself at an M Resort buffet on Easter, a Las Vegas man filled a box with his complaints against the resort and its employees and mailed it to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

In his final, angry message to the world, delivered to the newspaper Monday morning, John Noble blamed his suicide on depression that set in after the Henderson resort awarded him free meals at the buffet for life then banned him from the property in 2013 for harassing some of the women working there.

“Today, I end my life due to the M Resort Spa Casino and its employees,” the 53-year-old Noble wrote in one of two suicide notes he included with an obsessively detailed dossier on the people he blamed for destroying his life.

Easter is a weird day to commit suicide on.  While every other person in the country is celebrating the resurrection of Jesus, you’re putting a bullet in your brain.

Anyhow, this is truly sad and pathetic.  This guy was given free food for life at a resort and he screwed it up.  Then he goes and offs himself largely because of that.

There are plenty of reasons to kill yourself.  I generally don’t judge people who have because that’s not my call to make.  But over the loss of a lifetime buffet?

I mean, hell, Tom Ball immolated himself over the unfair divorce court proceedings he was facing on the courthouse steps.  Sadly, that didn’t even get a mention on the Drudge Report as far as I know.

I have nothing but deep pity for this guy who couldn’t find a better life or change himself for the better.  Instead he’d rather just off himself because he didn’t get free food.

Just wait until the collapse of the welfare system….