In my latest clickbait outrage post, I'm outraged that Superman is gay now. Or bisexual. Or just super lazy when it comes to courting women.
Yes, I know that it's technically the "son of Clark Kent" but he clearly making out with a purple-haired lesbian in all those photos. Or is it an autistic tranny who fancies himself a lesbian while occasionally abusing his elderly mother when he isn't playing with his Legos at McDonalds.
And they don't have mouths for some reason. Because your mouth disappears when you kiss with tongue. It's science.
The only reason this is news is because nobody was reading the son of Superman comic to begin with. He clearly has no story going for him if he has to hook up with a purple-haired sperg. Apparently, there's no crime in Metropolis (or wherever he lives) and has plenty of time to go rollerblading behind dumpsters in back alleys.
And now that he and Tim Drake are bisexual, meaning if this whole gay thing doesn't work then they'll have them go back to girls, those will be the only defining traits of these heroes, just like how Batwoman has nothing going for her except that she licks carpet.
The sad thing is, the DC universe is pretty messed up. Instead of moving the stories forward, have heroes get families, grow old, and raise up new generations, instead we have the universe reset every decade or so and that resets everything so every hero ends up like they were in the beginning.
But every time that happens, the stories get worse and the characters get gayer.
But at least DC tries. In the Marvel universe, nobody apparently ages, even though the world around them continues to advance.
Anyhow, this is the just the latest attempt at getting people to buy a comic that nobody is going to read anyway.
And it provides an opportunity for people to express their severe outrage online while hocking their wares.
So buy their stuff as they continue to complain about how mainstream entertainment is degenerate garbage but at the same time Israel is our greatest ally.
Because they are the greatest ally of the Satanic overlords who run our country. But that's another story.
A story that needs to be done in a Superman comic. I'd buy that for a dollar.