Well, I am a bit depressed. It is mostly personal crap that I really do not feel like dumping any readers that I have because I am sure they have their personal crap to deal with. Of course, Nancy Pelosi having her way with the American people does not help at all. She has raped us with a tire iron with this freedom-smashing bill she has passed. And I am pretty sure that the Senate will pass it too because they are worse than the House when it comes to these things.
Anyway, I thought I could pep us up with some humor. First up, Lewis Black, who is very funny despite many of his political stances:
Next up, we have MST3K riffing the chase sequence in Mitchell:
Finally, here’s an excerpt from Uncyclopedia’s entry on How to be a liberal:
When Conservatives attempted to gasp teach inner city children and adults to read, Liberals went berserk. This was obviously a racist attempt to say those people didn't know how to read. To add insult to injury, how will the mindless masses keep voting liberal wink-wink if they can read about what we's done?
Hmm.
It is better if Liberal teachers do not teach children how to read, but rather teach them how to be Liberals instead. That way they can listen to Liberal leaders and agree with them and vote for them because they wouldn't know any better, never learning how the real world works and how to read to figure things out. In fact, when teaching history, let us blame all of the world's problems on anyone of European descent who isn't a liberal (Example: Christopher Columbus, the American pioneers and the Founding Fathers) and ignore the bad things that liberals have done as well. We need ignorant voters who believe anything we tell them to believe, and that way we can win election after election.
Hope that peps you up!